!!!!!!NEWS ALERT!!!!!!   !!!!ADD DECEMBER 25 ON YOUR CALENDAR!!!!!!   December 25th is a special day of celebration this year. Why? Because Matt wrecked the company car. Thanks to him, adults with physical disabilities will be forced to trudge through swamps, upstream, while wearing backpacks along the side of the mountain before they can reach the handicap parking spot and take a breather. So CELEBRATE!!!!!   !!!!!WOOO HOOO!!!!!!   !!!!! ADD IT ON YOUR CALENDAR!!!!!

What would the world be like without Matt?       The answer is cancer-free. Thanks to Matt, millions of children--millions-- are dying of cancer today, many at the McDonald's in Whitehouse Station.       The statistics are startling. 1 out of every 3 Americans have been diagnosed with cancer, and out of those, 53% were cancered up by Matt. 4 million people die of cancer a day, and the total amount of cancer donations collected worldwide barely tops $400 USD.

	To help combat this cancer crisis, I, Robert Fernandez, have come up with an efficacious solution. Now, everytime someone talks smack on Matt in the group "I Kicked Matt's Ass in Videogames", I will donate money to cancer.

To keep track of the amount of donations and the number of deaths caused by Matt, I have created this web site. It will be updated periodically, or whenever I, Robert Fernandez, deem it important.

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